An Islamic Clayton Hartwig 

                                 Oh, I believe that Egyptian pilot 
                             Crashed his plane, because 
                             I believe in the Easter Bunny, 
                            And also Santa Claus. 

                            He didn't do a whole lot worse 
                            Than other folks have done. 
                            What about that lovesick sailor 
                            Who spiked his warship's gun?* 

                            David Martin 

                      * "Framed at Sea"