Lady Killer
by DCDave

"A well-paying federal job
Is right up there waiting for you
If you will just hold your tongue,"
Said his henchman to Sally Perdue.

But should you decline our offer
Of a future of comfort and wealth
And speak of your evenings with Bill,
We can't guarantee your health.

He does have a way with women,
And it's most miraculous how
He still has the blind allegiance
Of the feminist leaders of N.O.W.

David Martin