Call Schiff Irresponsible

To the tune of "Call Me Irresponsible"

Adam's irresponsible

Yes, he's unreliable

Throw in undependable, too.

Do his pretend parodies bore you?

Well, he's like Hillary

They just deplore you.

You know he's predictable

Always indefensible

Wild geese he's inclined to pursue.

Call him reprehensible

Yes, he's indefensible

And it's undeniably true

That he's most assuredly bad for you.

Do his foolish "parodies" bore you?

He and the NPR crowd,

They all deplore you.

You know he's predictable

Always indefensible

Wild geese he's inclined to pursue.

So, call Schiff irresponsible

Yes, he's unreliable

And it's undeniably true

He's most assuredly bad for you.

You know it's true.

Oh, baby it's true.

David Martin

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