Kamala

  To the tune of "Matilda"

Hey! Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

Once again now!

Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

She does her best work at night;

Now she has the big goal in sight.

Hey! Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

Everybody!

(Kamala) Sing out the chorus.

(Kamala) Sing a little louder.

Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

Once again now.

(Kamala) Cuttin' every corner.

(Kamala) Sing out the chorus.

Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

No need to use your back and hands

When it's easier to use a man.

Ah hey ah!

Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

Everybody

Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

An old way to get ahead

Is skillful use of the bed.

Don't you know

Kamala, she turns 'em on and...

Everybody...

Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

Once again now

(Kamala) Oomba locka chimba

(Kamala) Jamaican-Indian daughter
Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table

Women over forty?

Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

Everybody

(Kamala) Cuttin' every corner

(Kamala) Jamaican-Indian daughter.

Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

Now she's measuring the office for size

With her eyes fixed hard on the prize

Uh, haya

Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

Everybody!

(Kamala, Kamala) Oomba locka chimba

(Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table)

Sing a little softer

Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

EVERYBODY

(Kamala, Kamala)

Sing out the chorus!

Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

David Martin

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