Cognitive Problems

To the tune of “Beautiful Dreamer”

Cognitive problems with our Number One

Now have him with Democrats under the gun.

Sounds of rebellion are heard far and wide,

While Lady MacBiden stands firm by his side.

Cognitive problems, long obvious to all,

There on display for those who can see.

It’s been quite a while since he’s been on the ball.

Cognitive problems are spelled J-O-E.

Cognitive problems are spelled J-O-E.

Cognitive problems, now noticed by flacks

And late-night “comedians,” political hacks.

Over the airwaves there’s arrived a new day,

And they won’t shut up until Joe’s gone away.

Cognitive problems, what a surprise!

Weren’t they just talking of an “edited clip”

As they protected their man with their lies?

Cognitive problems are sinking Joe’s ship.

Cognitive problems are sinking Joe’s ship.

David Martin

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